76. Do You Have Cannabis-Use Disorder?

Or any other use disorder?

Dear Readers,

I’m back in Michigan and just blocks away from Lume dispensary once again. Hold on, let me check if there’s anything new on the menu . . .

Whoa! The “Sunkissed Wild Gelly” is back!!

As fun as it sounds and just as energizing, Wild Gelly is a Move strain built to keep your day rolling. This gassy, sweet, and funky Sativa blends the social sparkle of Gelonade with the untamed energy of Bobby Wild, delivering an uplifting head rush that keeps you clear, focused, and ready for action. Whether you’re chasing productivity or seeking an adventure, Wild Gelly turns effort into exhilaration.

There’s so much to talk about with this. First, I don’t know about you, but I don’t usually do a bong rip of a 28%-THC cannabis strain when I’m “chasing productivity,” I promise you that. But, more importantly, you can get an ounce of the Sunkissed Wild Gelly for $40! The two-ounce package costs $60!! You read that right: Thirty dollars an ounce, and it’s 28% THC!!!

The uninitiated among you may n…